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07 November 2010 @ 12:11 pm
7 ~ Ibara [Accidentally audio'd] Trollolololololol  
[Good afternoon Squarewarts! Those of you paying attention to the journals this fine day after school may notice the all-too-familiar sound of a journal being knocked accidentally to the floor. Of course that automatically means pay attention right? Right. There're some noises coming from the journal now, shuffling around, some sort of soft humming noise that isn't from a person. And then a voice speaks! And... though the journal seems to be Sei's, the voice is more clearly one (1) Lucy Heartphilia] How does it look?

[Ah, but there's Sei's voice, she seems to be a little further from the journal:] Nice and soft, smooth, and round.

[Wait, what.]

Don't say it like that, Sei-!

Why not? It's true. Here, see?

[There's a soft gasp]

Warm, too, hn?

It is! What about the other?

[Sei's voice is, once again, quieted by the distance] Looks just about ready...

H-hey, don't stick your fingers in there!

Why not? It's not going to hurt me or anything.

You're just going to make a mess!

Ah, but that's the fun part! Because it's so easy to clean it up, see? [That noise? Is Sei sticking something in her mouth]

Ah - d-don't lick it off like that!

Why, would you prefer to?

Don't be dirty, Sei.

[Sei chuckles, and there's quiet moment of shuffling before:] Looks like it's just about ready to go in...

Be careful with that.

I know, nice and slow, no use causing anyone any unnecessary pain. [There's a quiet moment and then Lucy cries out] Ah ... What happened?

... It got all over the place.

[Sei laughs, and it sounds affectionate] I'll say, you got me from way down here.

Sorry!

I never said it was a problem, did I?

[A pause] ... What's with that look?

[Another laugh] Nothing. Let's look at this mess.. oh it's not that bad.

You think?

Yeah, watch this.

[A soft gasp] Oh, wow.

Yeah?

Yeah.

[Sei laughs again]

... Oh, Sei, you still have some on your cheek... here-

[And this time it's Sei's turn to make a surprised noise, followed by a moment of... what may be rather stunned silence. At least from her. Lucy, however, may have laughed. This is followed by a shuffling and Sei's voice, once again. However this time, it's really being muffled by something and the words are inaudible. Lucy's reaction, however, is not.]

You're such a flatterer...

[Ooc: Feel free to have your character assume just about anything as to what is going on. ;D]
 
 
 
bookish_nanao: Oh and by the way...bookish_nanao on November 7th, 2010 10:35 pm (UTC)
Miss Heartphilia. Miss Satou. You will explain yourselves immediately or both have fifty points taken from your respective houses.
sei_what on November 7th, 2010 10:37 pm (UTC)
[Not gonna point out they're both Ravenclaws]

Well, since the lid's already off on the secret...

We're making cupcakes.

Would you like one?
bookish_nanao: thinking those thoughts of hersbookish_nanao on November 7th, 2010 10:39 pm (UTC)
[Nanao would have felt a little bad, true.]

I would not, thank you. The proper course of action would have been to explain yourselves at once. Baking is not a forbidden pursuit at Hogwarts.
sei_what on November 7th, 2010 10:42 pm (UTC)
No it is not. Unfortunately we were trying to keep things under wraps as they were technically a surprise for a class but... it appears to have made things worse. [... part of it done on purpose by Sei but shh]

Sorry, professor.
bookish_nanao: srs bznsbookish_nanao on November 7th, 2010 10:46 pm (UTC)
I see.

Seeing as your intentions were commendable I will not take any housepoints away. In the future, however, you will answer a teacher's question when put to you. Is that clear?
sei_what on November 7th, 2010 10:47 pm (UTC)
Yes, professor.
bookish_nanao: look! she writes!bookish_nanao on November 7th, 2010 10:49 pm (UTC)
Thank you.

I... hope your class enjoys the cupcakes.
jigglingkeys: !?jigglingkeys on November 7th, 2010 10:39 pm (UTC)
1/4
I'MSOSORRYPROFESSORWEWEREN'TDOINGANYTHINGBADIPROMISE!
jigglingkeys: HELP MEjigglingkeys on November 7th, 2010 10:39 pm (UTC)
2/4
I'D NEVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT I'VE NEVER EVEN KISSED A GIRL OR ANYONE FOR THAT MATTER I SWEAR!
jigglingkeys: *sigh*jigglingkeys on November 7th, 2010 10:42 pm (UTC)
3/4
N-not that people don't want to kiss me...I mean, sure they've never said they did...b-but I'm sure they would...if it wasn't for my worthless sex appeal
jigglingkeys: *Sob*jigglingkeys on November 7th, 2010 10:43 pm (UTC)
4/4
B-BUT I PROMISE WE WEREN'T BEING INAPPROPRIATE WE WERE JUST MAKING CUPCAKES! I'M NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL!
sei_what on November 7th, 2010 10:47 pm (UTC)
[not here]
[Sei is totally not over here looking vaguely disappointed or anything, not at all. What little tiny almost-crush?]
bookish_nanao: wait- what?bookish_nanao on November 7th, 2010 10:47 pm (UTC)
[Unsuccessfully tries to interject]

There is no need for such a display emotion, Miss Heartphilia. A simply apology will suffice.
jigglingkeys: blushblushblushjigglingkeys on November 7th, 2010 10:50 pm (UTC)
I-I'm ruined for marriage...

I'm sorry ma'am, it's just...so embarrassing. I-I apologize for the misunderstanding!
bookish_nanao: anger- contain itbookish_nanao on November 7th, 2010 10:54 pm (UTC)
Apology accepted.

[siiiiiiigh] I trust your classmates will enjoy the cupcakes.